Someone had the idea last night to create a new political party: the sex party. Use sex to make local, state, federal, and international disputes dissolve in a sea of passion. So many coutries are already in bed with each other in the metaphorical sense, why not take it all the way?

Gives new meaning to International Relations.

Other party ideas that came up:
the sports party (everything can be resolved— with a series of soccer games)
the gambling party (let a coin toss decide our nation’s most controversial issues)